Monthly Archives: August 2019

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A Deep Tissue Massage

I heard that name once in terms of a legitimate massage. I can’t quite remember where it was but my mind instantly wandered off to this kind of massage, not only because I’m a horny bastard but because I enjoy this genre so much.

I suspect just about everyone does because there are just nothing I can think of that’s not great about a massage. For most I suspect it’s the greatest to get one but I have to say that I enjoy both giving and receiving thoroughly and quite often I actually enjoy giving more.

There’s something amazingly erotic for me to provide someone with pleasure, to be the source of her delight.

How often though have you given your significant other a massage or received one by them and it leads to sex or something very erotic. Pretty much 100% of the time, it’s just that arousing to touch and be touched.

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Popeye’s Wife?

This girl looks like she would be a perfect fit to play the part of Olive, Popeye’s wife in a porn parody. The dark hair and then of course the incredibly skinny limbs.

She’s so skinny that it makes her head look disproportionately big and she didn’t do herself any justice with those fake titties either. She really needs to put on some weight to make those look like they belong there instead of two skin colour clay balls blobbed onto her chest, it looks completely unnatural.

It’s those thighs though that boggles my mind most. I bet if she stands up those stocking just fall down.

And after all that is said and done she is still gorgeous and I am still shallow 😀

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